| Septim Gets Bored |
06:34:49 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
[21:16] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: >=|
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: There is nobody here
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: hmmmm
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: I shall begin talking to myself then
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: So, Septim...how was the sausage?
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Quite good in fact, it was a rather large brat!
[21:19] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Ahhh, I see, so you'd say it was juicy as well?
[21:20] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Yes, the key to sausage is to not pop it, keep all the juice inside!
[21:20] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: What'd you eat it with?
[21:21] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: All I had was some white sauce, so I poured it on there.
[21:21] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Sounds excellent...what'd you do with the remaining sauce?
[21:21] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: There was none, I licked everything clean!
[21:22] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Interesting! How was your hamburger the night before?
[21:22] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Good, the buns were soft, but the meat was hard.
[21:22] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: you get used to it
[21:22] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Too true
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: So, how are your babies?
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Got tired of them, stored them in the wine cellar for a while.
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: What? They should be fine!
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...
[21:23] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: What!?
[21:24] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Did you give them a bottle opener?
[21:24] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Oh shit!
[21:24] * Prince Pelagius Septim VIII runs off, gives his baby a corkscrew, runs back.
[21:24] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Saved your ass.
[21:24] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: No kidding! That could've been a very bad parenting move!
[21:24] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Indeed.
[21:26] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...why are you so silent all of a sudden?
[21:27] * Prince Pelagius Septim VIII hears thumping
[21:27] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...what are you do-AGH! Gross!
[21:27] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It's natural for men to do!
[21:27] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: In public!?
[21:27] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Of course!
[21:27] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...*facepalm*
[21:28] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: I am releasing my white seed onto this towel.
[21:28] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...how do you think the towel feels about all this?
[21:28] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: All what? Wait...towel, what the hell are you talking about?
[21:28] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: The towel! It's getting stained by your white seed!
[21:29] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It won't care, it's not alive!
[21:29] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Bull-crap it's not! It's screaming for you to stop right now!!!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: I don't hear anything!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Stop! It's yelling for you to stop you sick son-of-a-bitch!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It's a towel...there's nothing happening...
[21:30] * Mr. Codeaxis has left Lobby
[21:30] * Ms. Lilly Telvanus II has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Chaser has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Jay has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Himanil VI has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Minor Threat has joined Lobby
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Poor towel...
[21:29] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Bull-crap it's not! It's screaming for you to stop right now!!!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: I don't hear anything!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Stop! It's yelling for you to stop you sick son-of-a-bitch!
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It's a towel...there's nothing happening...
[21:30] * Mr. Codeaxis has left Lobby
[21:30] * Ms. Lilly Telvanus II has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Chaser has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Jay has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Himanil VI has left Lobby
[21:30] * Mr. Minor Threat has joined Lobby
[21:30] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Poor towel...
[21:31] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...
[21:31] * Mr. Doomhand has joined Lobby
[21:31] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: Please...for the towel's sake...
[21:31] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...it's not alive!
[21:32] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It says it'll sue you.
[21:32] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...sue me? What?
[21:32] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: It's going to sue your ass for everything you have...
[21:32] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...I don't have anything except this towel, this lotion, and these magazines!
[21:33] * Mr. Nick has joined Lobby
[21:33] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...it's going to sue you for those, your clothes, your condoms...
[21:33] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: My clothes? My CONDOMS!?!
[21:33] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: And maybe even your left testicle.
[21:33] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: ...
[21:34] Prince Pelagius Septim VIII: He'll see you in court!
[21:34] * Mr. Matthew II has joined Lobby
[21:34] * Prince Pelagius Septim VIII walks out
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17:29:19 Jul 5th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:
Shit, how on Earth didn't I see you, damned VY glitches. (shakes his fists at the heavens)
'So then, could we continue our battle here?'
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19:11:25 Jul 5th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:
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22:23:44 Jul 5th 09 - Duke Pikachu:
again septim.....
maybe you could play VU instead of spamming one day :P
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22:48:17 Jul 5th 09 - Duke Pikachu:
who are you Zalgo?
I like septim :)
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23:05:52 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
Zalgo is just another sad lonely person who tells others to "get a life" when he himself doesn't have one. Also, seeing as he capitalized Dick, it means that he would like you to suck a man named Richard. A rather odd request...>.>
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23:13:56 Jul 5th 09 - Duke Pikachu:
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23:16:13 Jul 5th 09 - Duke Pikachu:
ok not rev then...
plus saw your other threads.... kath?
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23:19:01 Jul 5th 09 - Sir Santa:
I would love to see Septim ingame, I don't think any of my troops could bring up the courage of fighting him :S
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23:19:18 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
Anybody with a brain knows that Revenge always comes back, he simply thought that you were him. However, I think that you are...
*pulls of Zalgo's mask*
"Michael J. Fox!?"
=O
*pulls off another mask*
"Michael Jordan!?"
=O
*pulls off another mask*
"Michael Jackson!?"
*pulls off another mask*
"A man with a white mask!?"
*pulls off another mask*
"Oh, it's just Michael Myers..."
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23:22:38 Jul 5th 09 - Sir Santa:
Whats with all the Michaels? :S
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23:23:51 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
C'mon wannabe, you can troll better than that...
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23:25:37 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
An example of what? Your ability to put on masks?
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23:27:47 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
Mr. Zalgo
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15:25:48 Jul 5th 09 |
An Example of your 13 year old like Idiocy |
You do realize that "example" and "idiocy" don't need to be capitalized, right? Also, you forgot the period...
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23:31:20 Jul 5th 09 - Prince Pelagius Septim VIII:
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23:32:30 Jul 5th 09 - Mr. Maximus II:
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00:51:45 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Braggi:
yay Septim is giving out grammar lessons :D
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01:14:18 Jul 6th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:
You were this bored because I leave for two days? Dear god, you could have done something productive ><
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01:54:13 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:
*Gulps* 'Christ Charlie, you might have given him and me a death sentence as well.'
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01:55:55 Jul 6th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:
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02:36:32 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:
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02:39:33 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Maximus II:
gawaine can you get me the code for this?
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03:12:49 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:
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07:29:25 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Kratos Wolf:
For the picture lol I think he might mean the URL :)
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08:28:31 Jul 6th 09 - Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer:
Right click with your mouse, go to properties, and highlight the Address/URL. A better weapon than the Golden Machine Gun is the ban hammer...
Unfortuntately, there is an error in the description...
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11:24:18 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:
Interesting I would certainly like to use it but for the fact that it would imperil my own existence in a thread.
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11:45:05 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Seloc:
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18:11:53 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Gawaine:
Or just right click the picture and click Copy Image Location. ;)
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